My name is Jess. I hate injustice and people tell lies about me.

 

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(Source: kosukeueki)

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

rhythmcalum:

lasht-n:

ashton irwin bursting through your dash, making sure everything is good

bless whoever made this

rhythmcalum:

lasht-n:

ashton irwin bursting through your dash, making sure everything is good

bless whoever made this

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep